Jan 31 11:58pm...
Inane Stuff 'bout me...
Most common misperceptions about me in RL:
That I'm moralistic and that I listen as intently as I appear to.
Most common insult given by me:
"Could you be stupider?" (interchangeable with bigger, sillier, more boring, etc)
Things I DON'T get:
Leonardo DiCapprio, Matt Damon, Motivational Speakers, Lip Gloss, Supermodels, Diets, The Spice Girls, Southwestern "motifs", theme restaurants, religion, landscape art.
Things I DO get:
David Duchovny, X-Files, Dungeons and Dragons, hot chat, phone sex, cats, web cams, spirituality, Harrison Ford, Kevin Spacey, John Waters, Degenerate art, and pornography.
5'11", 165. Blk/Gr. Moderate build. 8 facial piercing. One tattoo.
Most Common Beration:
"Duh, how could you say that about yourself....!!!! DUH!!! DUH!!! DUH!!!
Most Common Self Compliment:
"I'm really cute in this light."
Most Common Compliment given by others:
You have beautiful eyes. (sure baby)
Most Common Quasi Insult given by others:
Do you ever shut up?
Favorite Family Member:
Least Favorite Family Member:
Drug addicted step-brother.
What I woulda named myself, had I been asked:
Bren William <insert last name here>
Earliest recollected memory:
The texture of polyester *shudder*.
Jane Austen, Daniel Da Foe, Washington Irving, Jeanette Winterson, Salinger.
Least Fav Author:
Someone who writes romance. Pick a name any name.
(and NO Austen IS NOT a romance writer *sigh*... she's a biting satirist.)
Fav boring book:
Pamela by Samuel Richardson.
Least fav boring book:
Nicholas Nickelby by Dickens... could you be any more boring?
Fav Street Artist:
Fav Comic Character:
Least Fav Comic Character:
Least Fav Musician(s):
Too many too list.
Start with Boys2Men and work your way up to Barbra Streisand and Celine Dion.
What I wanted to be when I grew up:
Things few people know about me (and I seldom divulge):
I've studied karate, dance, chemistry, and voice. I've shown Arabian horses and I'm an initiated Dianic Witch. My IQ is rated at genius-level, but I have my serious doubts. My EQ has not yet been tested.
The one thing I've never told another living soul:
Yeah right, I ain't telling you either.
The thing I most often sign in GuestBooks:
"SPICE GIRLS SUCK... JUST SAY NO."
Highest number of signings of the above in one night:
First person I ever fantasized about:
John Travolta, circa GREASE. Not including my grade two teacher Mr K****.
Fav tragic icons:
Joshepine Baker, Betty Paige.
Number of times I've been photographed naked (to my knowledge):
Number of times I've intentionally (and unintentionally) exposed myself in public:
Fav online journal:
I'm a taurus rooster, I've never had sex with a woman (I've come close - no pun intended), I have exactly 37 food "sensitivities", I seldom eat meat, I have no birthmarks, I once ate a worm on a dare (I was 8yrs old), I threw up after eating the worm, and I want children (preferably all girls).
Stuff within arm's reach of me: