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Jan 31 11:58pm...
I found a guestbook signing... followed it to a journal... discovered a list of facts 'bout journalers... and created my own. I'M A SHEEP. Inane Stuff 'bout me... Most common misperceptions about me in RL: That I'm moralistic and that I listen as intently as I appear to. Most common insult given by me: "Could you be stupider?" (interchangeable with bigger, sillier, more boring, etc) Things I DON'T get: Leonardo DiCapprio, Matt Damon, Motivational Speakers, Lip Gloss, Supermodels, Diets, The Spice Girls, Southwestern "motifs", theme restaurants, religion, landscape art. Things I DO get: David Duchovny, X-Files, Dungeons and Dragons, hot chat, phone sex, cats, web cams, spirituality, Harrison Ford, Kevin Spacey, John Waters, Degenerate art, and pornography. Physical Presence: 5'11", 165. Blk/Gr. Moderate build. 8 facial piercing. One tattoo. Most Common Beration: "Duh, how could you say that about yourself....!!!! DUH!!! DUH!!! DUH!!! Most Common Self Compliment: "I'm really cute in this light." Most Common Compliment given by others: You have beautiful eyes. (sure baby) Most Common Quasi Insult given by others: Do you ever shut up? Favorite Family Member: Adoptive mother. Least Favorite Family Member: Drug addicted step-brother. What I woulda named myself, had I been asked: Bren William <insert last name here> Earliest recollected memory: The texture of polyester *shudder*. Fav Author(s): Jane Austen, Daniel Da Foe, Washington Irving, Jeanette Winterson, Salinger. Least Fav Author: Someone who writes romance. Pick a name any name. (and NO Austen IS NOT a romance writer *sigh*... she's a biting satirist.) Fav boring book: Pamela by Samuel Richardson. Least fav boring book: Nicholas Nickelby by Dickens... could you be any more boring? Fav Street Artist: Jenny Holzer Fav Comic Character: The TICK Least Fav Comic Character: Cathy Fav Musician: Nina Simone Least Fav Musician(s): Too many too list. Start with Boys2Men and work your way up to Barbra Streisand and Celine Dion. What I wanted to be when I grew up: A prospector. Things few people know about me (and I seldom divulge): I've studied karate, dance, chemistry, and voice. I've shown Arabian horses and I'm an initiated Dianic Witch. My IQ is rated at genius-level, but I have my serious doubts. My EQ has not yet been tested. The one thing I've never told another living soul: Yeah right, I ain't telling you either. The thing I most often sign in GuestBooks: "SPICE GIRLS SUCK... JUST SAY NO." Highest number of signings of the above in one night: 28 First person I ever fantasized about: John Travolta, circa GREASE. Not including my grade two teacher Mr K****. Fav tragic icons: Joshepine Baker, Betty Paige. Number of times I've been photographed naked (to my knowledge): Three Number of times I've intentionally (and unintentionally) exposed myself in public: Twice Fav online journal: My own. Miscellaneous stuff: I'm a taurus rooster, I've never had sex with a woman (I've come close - no pun intended), I have exactly 37 food "sensitivities", I seldom eat meat, I have no birthmarks, I once ate a worm on a dare (I was 8yrs old), I threw up after eating the worm, and I want children (preferably all girls). Stuff within arm's reach of me:
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